The Wonder

The Wonder

There was a time a few centuries ago I was waiting tables and depressed. My friend Vinnie yanked me from my doldrums by insisting we make a short film. And thus, The Wonder was born. The story of a young, naive “waiter prodigy” who comes to the Big City to fulfill his dream of becoming the greatest waiter that ever lived. Our hero ultimately becomes sidetracked when he gets cast in a summer blockbuster and takes the rocket ride to movie stardom. Vinnie acted, I directed, and together we nearly made cinematic history. Neither of us had any idea what we were doing, but we pushed ahead with ignorant bliss. Below are three of the more mildly successful scenes from our 15 minute epic. If you are 9 years old or under, you will especially enjoy this film. Our little screwball comedy was accepted to a handful of festivals and actually won 1st place at two of them: First Glance (Philadelphia) and the San Diego Film Festival. I’ve recently put the finishing touches on a full-length screenplay based on the idea. Last month it made the top ten of the Cinequest Film Festival screenwriting competion. If you happen to know Jack Black and can get him my script, let me know.

http://www.gregoryabbey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wonder-1.flv The War Scene

Vinnie and I somehow convinced our boss to let us use the restaurant at night after it was closed. We proceeded to fill the joint with over 70 extras and trash the place beyond recognition. How we didn’t end up fired is beyond me.

http://www.gregoryabbey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wonder-2-1.flv A Star is Born

Shooting on the streets of NY is great, even for a little production like ours. Within minutes we were surrounded by tons of people under the illusion we were actually making something of quality. We totally duped the movie theatre into letting us shoot there for free. I’m not sure how we pulled that off either. Perhaps it was our unsurpassed genius.

http://www.gregoryabbey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wonder-3.flv The Wait-Off

If all else fails, just speed up the scene and add some wacky music. Oh yeah. A definitive laugh riot.

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